Jack of Chipan

Mrmittensxbox is a wacko jacko. he was a normal guy until he got a job at the shoe factory. When this Wacko Jacko was only 5 he was touched by his great grandfather in his poopy hole, he liked it of course because he's a gay fag. he got really inspired all the time, he got so inspired that he rented a boat and went on a fishing trip. he went crazilly happy and adopted all the dogs and formed an animal shelter island. he built a mansion on the island and believes he is the ruler of the house just like the historical patriarchtic social system worked. Jack's ship also had another hidden passenger named ? when ? asked Jack if he could live in his house, Jack said "come to my shelter, for i own dogs which we could rejoice in", Jack had a friendly debate with ? about dogs. Jack continued to live on the island and pet his dogs who were actually puppies. jack had tried to summon the Tart spirit so they could both beat nick-kun, but it failed causing a million years of bad luck to the world. it is said the bad luck caused many terrible things like the holocaust, nine/eleven, and the cancellation of the television show Chowder on Cartoon Network, which featuring Nicky Jones. Jack Knows that, because of his lack of original memes, he will not get to impeachment and so he tries find a way to beat the system. he continuously tries to use the dark magics and jutsus to destroy the system of memes. Logan the Huge Mungus awaits mrmittensxbox in depeachment, ready to call him gay along with the unworthy.